just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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