i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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