I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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