My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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