What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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