Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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