You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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