Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Rumble strips road head = magical
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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