I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
The Olympian is in my bed
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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