Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
