Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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