ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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