Whod you bang
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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