ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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