Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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