physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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