I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Less talking, more tequila
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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