i just google imaged poop.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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