They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Randomize
