Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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