Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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