THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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