real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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