I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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