dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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