Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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