So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
So much Jack, so little girl.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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