Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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