You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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