perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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