Quick, to the slutcave!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i out mim tonsoeep
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