haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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