They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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