it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The adults are the big ones right?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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