you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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