Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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