Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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