Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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