How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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