what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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