Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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