hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Damn victory sex feels great
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
