too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Randomize
