Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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