what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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