What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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