how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Dignity is for republicans.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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