she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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