yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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