My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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