Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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