I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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