Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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